Just the Perfect Blendship
Chronicles of the Young and the Hapless
America, fuck yeah
4th of July
There is going to be a giant water balloon fight in my neighborhood this fourth of July.
Maybe I’m just sleep-deprived or something, but even with her tramp stamp on full display and both of them in outfits that have been through a screen-printing machine, I just can’t find anything negative to say about Britney Spears, pictured here snapping photographs of Jayden Federline on a beach.
Congratulations, Britney. You’re officially boring.
“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews, Boy Meets WorldALL THE FEELINGS.
SEEE PATRICK THIS IS BOY MEETS WORLD AND THIS IS CORY AND TOPANGA SEEEE
Ugh….I loved this show so much!
T’s future butt tattoo
Totally doing this when I’m home. Y’all should do this too!





